Men: Are you constantly
terrified at the thought of going out on that dreaded “first date?” Does
the thought of having to make all the plans fill you with an overwhelming
sense of doom? Do you react with the same level of social sophistication
normally associated with pie fights? Well, perhaps you should go talk to
Donovan. Donovan is blessed with the rare and mysterious ability
to talk to women. Donovan will actually share the cheesecake after dinner.
AND, (most importantly) Donovan likes cartoons. For our first date
we went to see Ice Age.
Ice Age is the
story of “the weirdest herd ever;” a mammoth named Manfred, a sloth named
Sid, a sabre toothed tiger named Diego, and a baby that they are trying
to see gets back to its’ father. While the rest of the animal kingdom is
heading south for the winter, the non-conformist Manfred starts heading
North. On the way he inadvertently rescues Sid from being trampled by rhinos,
a baby from freezing to death on the side of a river, and a sabre toothed
tiger from himself.
Ray
Romano (TV’s Everybody loves Raymond) is the voice of Manfred the
mammoth, and here is an ample demonstration of a radio actor struggling
to break free of his below average sitcom binds. I’ve never really done
more than politely chuckle at Everybody Loves Raymond. In Ice
Age, Romano had me laughing so hard there were moments where I couldn’t
speak. (Which does happen to take the edge off those awkward moments of
silence that a first date happens to encompass.)
Denis Leary (Judgement
Night, Operation Dumbo Drop) is the voice of Diego the tiger.
Leary’s comic timing is absolutely impeccable, and watching the facial
expressions sported by Leary’s wildcat it’s all too obvious for those who
are fans of his stand up routines that the animator’s did their research
well. (All those of you out there who have seen both this movie and No
Cure for Cancer will know what I’m talking about. The ticks and twitches
are a dead match.) Diego provides the moral to this cartoon: It’s
not always a good thing to blindly follow the pack.
John Leguiziamo (William
Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything;
Julie Newmar) voices Sid the Sloth. Normally I find this man to be
irritating to the extreme, but here, in cartoon form, he’s absolutely adorable.
Next to Romano, I think he is the most underused voice actor out there.
Leguiziamo has made an unfortunate habit of playing abrasive characters
in movies like Spawn, and The Pest and then occasionally
turns in a role like this; showcasing the fact that he is actually capable
of not being the whiny guy that you see all too often in his movies. Very
cute.
For all the parents out
there who are considering taking their kids to see this newest animated
feature, I would be cautious about taking anyone under the age of 8 to
10. There are some bits in this movie dealing with death, and animal attacks
that younger children might find upsetting. But, for those older, it’s
a rare family movie that adults and children will enjoy.
For all of the men out
their who have a “first date” coming up this weekend, allow me to suggest
Ice
Age. It’s very cute. You’ll let your sensitive side show through by
not insisting on going to see an Arnold-action-guns and violence-guy movie.
You’ll have something to talk about afterwards. And, like Donovan, you
may find yourself with another date to follow the first one.
Jen
Johnston