Along Came Polly
is an underwhelming romantic comedy about an obsessively cautious man who
falls for the most unlikely girl in New York and has his world turned upside
down in the process. I had the bonus of going to the premier of this film
where the two stars, Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston greeted the audience
and said how much they hoped we’d like their film but sadly that wasn’t
enough for me (and I’m a sucker for celebrity endorsements).
The film has a good cast,
all of whom have proved their mettle in comic roles before (Stiller, Aniston,
Philip Seymour Hoffman and Debra Messing) but this script just didn’t give
them any opportunity to flex their comic muscles. Reuben Feffer (Stiller)
is a sensible, straight-laced Risk Assessor at an insurance company who
has a working knowledge of the danger lurking in any given situation. He
can calculate the precise amount of bacteria living in a bowl of bar nuts
and this hyper awareness is brought to bear on every aspect of the way
he lives his life. His theories are shattered however when his carefully
chosen, seemingly perfect new bride cheats on him on their honeymoon.
Then he randomly runs
into an old high school acquaintance the free spirited, drifter Polly Prince
and despite the fact that she seems completely unsuitable he decides to
ask her out. They go on a series of disastrous dates where the slapstick
and ‘gross out’ humour goes into overdrive. Reuben finds himself in a variety
of what are for him, extremely challenging situations including eating
with his hands in an ‘ethnic’ restaurant, which exacerbates his chronic
case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome and results in a not so hilarious scene
involving a lack of toilet paper, a hand towel embroidered by Polly’s late
Grandmother and a toilet that won’t flush. The writer attempts to rework
this worn out gag by throwing a blind ferret wearing a knitted jumper into
the mix and if you’re chuckling to yourself right now then maybe you will
enjoy this film, but frankly it just didn’t cut it for me.
Anyway the upshot of it
all is that Reuben realises that there’s more to life than just going with
the cautious option all the time and whilst this is a worthy conclusion
to draw, he really does seem to have such a horrible time with Polly (and
she doesn’t seem to be having a whale of a time with her either) that it
isn’t a convincing decision at all.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
is totally wasted in the role of Reuben’s deluded best friend Sandy Lyle
and Ben Stiller who exhibits his gift for the ridiculous in Zoolander leaves
a lot to be desired in the straight man role. Jennifer Aniston proved she
could play more than Rachel Green in The Good Girl but unfortunately she
has nothing to work with here.
It’s not an unbearable
watch but if you can think of something better to do then you may as well.
Nicola
Dewe