I truly do not believe
that I am a paranoid person. I do not believe that Big Brother is always
listening. I do not believe that CIA agents are following me down the street
(most of the time anyway). But I have recently arrived at one frighteningly
obvious paranoid conclusion: Hollywood is trying to kill me.
Sitting down to watch
Bad
Company, the preview for the new M. Night Shyamalan film Signs,
started flashing across the screen (Signs being the story of crop
circles equalling immediate alien invasion). I don’t believe I have ever
seen the entire preview, because I do not enjoy the embarrassing experience
of screaming in terror in a public place. I tend to shut my eyes right
after Mel Gibson’s daughter arrives onscreen to announce “There’s a monster
outside my room can I have a glass of water?” There is a lot of creepy
music, and I know Mel says “It will pass. Don’t be afraid.” at least five
times, but I have no idea what it’s in reference to, as I get too scared
to watch. My heart, I think, has actually stopped the 4 times I have seen
this preview right at the point when Mel, against all forms of common sense,
starts across his kitchen to open his door containing the alien form, and
even though I know every time, that the alien is about to leap out and
skitter across the floor bringing doom with him (and possibly breaking
some antique dishes) I jump every time. Yes, Signs is clearly
trying to frighten me to death, and if that method doesn’t work, Chris
Rock’s performance in Bad Company is Hollywood’s backup homicide
plan. If fright doesn’t work they’ll do it through irritation.
Bad Company tells
the story of a clandestine government operative, Kevin Pope. While
on a mission to buy back a nuclear bomb from terrorists Kevin is shot.
The CIA is then left with only one option in order to complete their mission;
recruit Kevin’s ticket scalping, smart aleck twin brother Jake Hayes to
go meet the terrorists as Kevin, and buy the bomb back for them.
Chris Rock (Down to
Earth, Nurse Betty) does double duty as both Kevin Pope and
Jake Hayes. The problem here is that Rock can never quite decide whether
or not he wants to be himself or try to play a character. As Kevin Pope
he’s clearly trying too hard, as his every minute comes off with all the
emotional depth of a wooden plank. He is about as much of a convincing
federal agent as I am a convincing Queen of England. As Jake Hayes, he’s
obviously trying to create the character of the lovable loser, but fails
in this (for me at least) as well. Jake is set up to be the character that
“the system forgot.” Jake doesn’t get to have all the opportunities of
his brother, he is scalping tickets just to make ends meet. The thing that
got to me was that in order to make the character that the system is out
to get likeable, he needs to have ambition, a dream to be something bigger
than he is. Jake doesn’t have any of those things (making me cheer for
the girlfriend’s sudden surge of good sense when she thinks about
leaving him). Rock’s reactions to everything from his girlfriends departure,
to the stress of undergoing training are totally unnatural. It’s absolutely
fine with me to play the role of the smart-ass. All I ask from the performers
taking those roles is to be FUNNY. I don’t think anyone laughed at anything
Rock said or did. Once.
Going
from adequate to wonderful, Anthony Hopkins (The Bounty, the upcoming
Red
Dragon) plays Hayes’/Pope’s mentor Agent Oakes. I only have one quibble
with Hopkins’ performance. (Which will in fact come out as a backhanded
compliment.) He doesn’t blend into a crowd. There is a particular scene
in which CIA agents are shadowing Jake Hayes’ and Oakes, is supposed to
be blending into a crowd of people playing chess. The only flaw here is
that Hopkins is not a person designed to blend in. His magnetism forces
him to stick out. It’s the only option he has. That being said, Hopkins
does give Oakes a wonderful cool, sarcastic wit. (And a wonderful smile.
Ironically enough you generally see that wonderful smile immediately pre-pouring
of ice cold water on Rock’s head.) In his relatively supporting role, (which
is a shame) Hopkins gives his character a great depth, making you feel
that you know Oakes as a good man, who is trying not to let his morals
get squished under the piles of government bureaucracy that he would have
to endure on a daily basis. I found myself wanting to know more about Oakes
as the movie went on. The one thing that this movie does showcase, that
you will have a great difficulty finding anywhere else is Hopkins BRILLIANT
comic timing. There was a reason no one was laughing with Rock. They were
all laughing with Sir Hopkins instead.
I
was very impressed by the performance of up and comer Gabriel Macht (Behind
Enemy Lines, American Outlaws). Admittedly he’s not given much
to do as Agent Seale (Oakes’ underling) but he is fun to watch all the
same. He fills his every moment onscreen with confidence, and a good natured
swagger, and is (I would say) the one actor out there capable of stepping
into Harrison Ford’s shoes as the epitome of the square jawed action hero.
Macht is the extraordinarily handsome version of the boy next door (well
Hollywood’s vision of him).
The one thing that kept
this movie from being up there with Jerry Bruckheimer’s earlier efforts
(The Rock, Con Air) was the arrogance of it’s lead. Chris
Rock in his every nuance just isn’t trying. Maybe because he doesn’t have
the talent. Maybe because he thought he didn’t have to. My advice? When
the person you spend the majority of your screen time with is Anthony Hopkins
you had better pull out all the stops. Rock didn’t, and that irritated
me to no end.
Bad Company boasts
two boisterous performances (Macht, and Hopkins), car chases, and explosions
galore. It is, if we’re going to be completely honest, as fluffy as a cotton
ball but I happen to think that’s what texture summer movies are supposed
to have. If you can overlook Chris Rock, and if you think The Sum of
all Fears looks too heavy, you’ll enjoy giving Bad Company a
go. Definitely worth a summer big-screen visit.
Jen
Johnston