WARNING:
OFF TOPIC RANT IMMINENT...
Sitting in the theatre
waiting for the movie to start, I saw a preview that began quite well.
There’s a shot meant to capture the vastness of space, and an incredibly
textured space station. Then the typical teaser lines go flashing across
the screen “There are some places man was never meant to go....” “Hmmmmm...”
I said. “This looks promising.” Then, with one word, I became exacerbated
beyond all reasoning. That word? “Solaris.” James Cameron (The perplexing
Oscar winning Titanic) man who has publicly suggested raising ticket
prices to keep his movies production levels where they are, KING of missing
the point, is remaking Andrei Tarkovsky’s master work. Why? Does it need
updating? No. Should he change the story? Are there flaws? NO. The only
possible explanation that I can come up with is that the man is so UNBELIEVABLY
full of himself that he thinks he can do a better job. Here’s a news bulletin
for whomever came up with this commercially suicidal plan.. The only way
to do this, is to NOT alter Stanislaw Lem’s story. NOT at all. NOT even
a little bit. That’s the only way you will have any part of my sci-fi fan
brethren in the theatre. If you have managed to not alter the story at
all, I would suggest publicizing that fact heavily, because right now we
are all in agreement, with a reader who sent a letter to Premiere magazine
expressing his opinion on this subject,
and I quote,
“James Cameron.....keep
your grubby hands off Solaris.”
Phew I’m fine.
Now, the review.....
To the Academy of Motion
Picture Arts and Sciences: I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye. Your
feelings have probably been hurt by the nasty names I’ve called you for
omitting some of my favourites from the Oscar race. I do hope, however
that you’ll be able to move past that to accept the fact that Minority
Report deserves to take home every award you’ve got next year. You
may even want to consider creating some new ones. Best Dressed Cast, for
example, or maybe even Best Cereal Box (those who have seen the movie will
get that one). Just a thought.
Minority Report
takes place in the year 2054. Murder has become a thing of the past, thanks
to Washington D.C.’s pre-crime division and a trio of gifted psychics (called
pre-cogs) who can see every detail of a homicide before it happens. In
2054 you can be arrested for crimes before you commit them. Pre-Crime’s
Chief John Anderton believed in the systems’ infallibility. Until it accused
him of being exactly what he sets out each day to capture; a killer.
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
Best Performance by an
Actor in a Leading Role - Tom Cruise
From
his first moments on screen, quasi-conducting visuals of a murder about
to take place, to his final moments Cruise (Born on the Fourth of July,
Risky
Business) is impossible to look away from. You truly do believe in
him as the head of this groundbreaking crime stopping method. Cruise’s
cool detachment as he watches a killing that will happen really adds to
the genuine feeling of his portrayal. His tough skin acts as a top layer
for the role, underneath lies grief for the loss of his son, frustration
over his separation from his wife. Cruise has some fantastic moments, suffering
through home movies of his estranged family that he can’t look away from,
struggling with his beliefs as more and more shadowed facts come to life.
His eyes are his greatest weapon, as all the way through “Minority Report”
he uses them to his advantage. Some scenes, they give the aura of a complete
innocent, and in some scenes that aura changes to that of a psychopath
beyond all reason. One of Cruise’s most moving on screen moments is contained
within Minority Reports borders, (involving reading someone their
rights) and it moved me to tears. His masterful turn as John Anderton,
(added with the fact that the script called for him to submerge himself
in a bathtub of ice, and he didn’t scream at the top of his lungs) makes
Cruise’s performance alone, enough to recommend this film.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
Best Performance by an
Actress in a Supporting Role - Samantha Morton
Morton’s (Sweet and
Lowdown, Eden) performance as Agatha, the most talented of the
trio of pre-cogs is amazing. Here, like Cruise, is a performer who’s eyes
are complete tools of expression. Her portrait of Agatha as an adult child,
lost in constant visions of violence is flawless. Agatha’s reaction
to an outside world she’s never been exposed to is of believable terror.
(The scene of her frantic flood of predictions in the shopping centre is
worth a nomination all by itself.) Her mannerisms are perfect, her extreme
emotions make an unrealistic character real. After all, how many of us
could retain control of our faculties being constantly bombarded with such
a terrible act?
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
Best Performance by an
Actor in a Supporting Role - Colin Farrell
Farrell (Tigerland,
Hart’s
War) is utterly magnetic as Agent Danny Witwer, federal investigator.
His character, like Cruise’s Anderton believes that the pre-crime system
can work, but adds an authenticity to his ideal by examining the program
for flaws. From the outset the audience is meant to dislike his character,
because Witwer is threatening the hero. As the movie progresses though,
you find yourself liking Witwer more and more, as you realize just how
similar his and Cruise’s characters actually are. Both are idealists, both
are fighting to support the organization that they hold so dear. Farrell
though, makes the audience uneasy about their empathy by keeping us in
the dark as to Witwer’s motives. Is he actually trying to bring in John
Anderton because he believes the pre-cogs visions of his homicidal act
were right? Or, is he trying to get Anderton’s job by sending him to prison?
Farrell shows himself as a smouldering scrapper in his every scene with
Cruise. Rather than backing down, you see him try and elevate himself to
surpass Cruise, who then elevates his performance to match Farrell’s. Farrell
has truly proven himself here, holding his own against “Minority Report’s”
star, but against Morton, and veteran actor Max Von Sydow without breaking
a sweat. Farrell’s greatest attribute, (aside from the coal black eyes)
is his acting energy. It is completely in line with the boxing credo of
aiming all punches 6 inches past their targets. In the same way, Farrell
is never content with merely giving a scene intensity. He makes every one
he appears in momentous. (To say nothing of the fact that I am in complete
awe of his ability to run on wet cement in patent leather shoes.)
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
Best Achievement in Visual
Effects
I don’t think anyone would
disagree with me if I were to call this movie a stunning work of art (I
hate sounding like a movie poster, but in this case it’s actually true).
The futuristic Washington D.C., the ASTONISHING shopping centre, the cars
that everyone agrees are the best advertisement that Lexus could every
hope for, the gorgeous gardens...they are all unbelievably breathtaking.
“Minority Report” has taken all the chilling splendour of the visuals of
A.I.:
Artificial Intelligence, and added the strength of great actors making
it’s backdrops exquisite.

Along with the comeliness
of the Director Steven Spielberg’s future though, came two things that
dismayed me:
1) That in 2054 spiders
will be used in tracking down criminals. This would be a MAJOR clue that
you’re watching a science fiction film. Nature would never stand for this.
Helpfulness is not the spiders’ natural role. Their natural role is that
of nightmare inducing demon creatures.
2) That in 2054 COPS
will still be on TV.
I’m not sure which of
those is more ghastly.
Those who know me will
realize what an impressive statement this is, (those who don’t will just
have to trust me).
This is, bar none, one
of the best movies that I have ever seen. Stop reading this review now,
and go buy your tickets. It can’t fail to move you.
Jen
Johnston
I wanted
to see this film when it initially came out five years ago, but the opportunity
goes astray and you find yourself waiting for another chance. So
when the chance comes to purchase it for £3.99 in HMV I take that
as a chance. So when I finally got the chance to watch the film in
its entirety I was not disappointed.
Spielberg who carried
on his science-fiction reinvention after A. I. with this adaptation of
a Philip K. Dick short story also continued his gratitude to Stanley Kubrick,
but in some ways this is perhaps Spielbergs's most Hitchcockian film of
his career. Now Spielberg will always be thought of as an auteur
in his own right, but when you think of it he is very much a man who is
a sum of many parts - part Lean (The Empire of the Sun), part Kubrick,
Hitchcock and a man who is endebted to the work of his fellow peers.
1941 is his John Landis picture, Raiders is his Star Wars, Duel and Jaws
are the work of a very young Roger Corman; while Sugarland Express shares
a lot of motifs with Scorcese's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore made in
the same year.
But I am getting sidetracked
into the foundation of a civil lawsuit and public lynching. Spielberg
is a visionary that is a given, but he is also a big movie buff don't forget.
The reason I say Minority Report is his Hitchcock film is that it follows
the work of Thomas Anderton the head cop of Pre-Crime, a unit in 2054 who
stop murders before they happen due to three pre-cog(nitive) beings being
able to see these crimes and being able to visualise them for the police
to interpret them. When Anderton, at work one day, sees himself trying
to solve the whereabouts of a murder he will commit 36 hours from now he
goes on the run. Like the best Hitchcock chase films, The Thirty-Nine
Steps and the always brilliant North by Northwest; this incorporates the
necessity to have a wronged everyman who must naturally run to clear his
name. And nobody alive can run as well as Tom Cruise does on screen
(the guy always runs). Funnily enough the tagline for this film read
more like a Nike trainer advert, 'Everybody Runs'.
After some quite gruesome
surgery Cruise must return to the Pre-crime unit and abduct the pre-cog
who forsaw his future, the female one Agnes (Samantha Morton). Support
comes from Colin Farrell in his first A-class entertainment role playing
Danny Woodrow who would like Anderton's job. Farrell more than fits
nicely next to Cruise in their dialogue and face-to-face sequences, providing
enough needle to Cruise's apparent calm.
Now I cannot give too
much away to ruin the film but I will say the film does not have an ending
that befits all that goes before it, instead employing that sort of Hollywood
resolution suitable for mainstream audiences. The ending is similar
close to the end of The Fugitive where Harrison Ford confronts his accuser
with the back-up of chaser, Tommy Lee Jones who now believes his word.
You may think this is typical of Spielberg, but didn't Hitchcock end North
By Northwest with a cliffhanger that became a happyhanger in a cut.
That's not typical, that's Hollywood. But it does not stop Minority
Report being nothing but brilliant entertainment that only Spielberg could
deliver. Maybe he is an auteur after all.
Jamie
Garwood