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Rishi Vaja


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In these days of movie merchandising, studios will tie-in their movie with any old happy meal or cereal box. Here are some ideas that didn’t make it past the breakfast table.

FROSTIES promoting WESTWORLD
Free Inside! Build your own fantasy theme park! Collect 4 Tokens and you can send off for a miniature Yul Brynner Action Figure! Watch him go berserko! And run rampage all over your breakfast table as he kills Tony the Tiger! Um, that’s not so grrrrrreat!

McDONALD’S
Poor Ronald McDonald has hung up his Hamburger apron to be replaced by…. PENNYWISE from IT! Yes, kids, if you and your mates don’t eat up your Curry-flavoured Burger Meal, Pennywise is going to get really spidery! EAT ME, FATBOY!

SHREDDIES
For a limited time only, Shreddies is giving away free Nightmare On Elm Street action figures such as Freddy Kreguer, Screaming Nancy Thompson and Johnny Depp In His Blood-Splattering Bed! And remember kids – eating Shreddies at night means you can stay awake all night so you can eat it again in the morning! Get those Shreddies, Freddy!

SNAP! CRACKLE! PORN!
Collect 6 tokens and you can order the three stud machines latest DVD – Breakfast In Tiffany’s. Also free inside – a pack of picture playing cards. Collect all 52 and you’ve got full deck!

SUNNY DELIGHT promoting REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
Made from the best gear in all of Florida. Jared Leto action figure comes with a detachable arm! WE GOT A WINNER!
 
 
 
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