LEON
JAR JAR BINKS as LEON
“Ello Queen Amidala! How issa we on
dis fiiine day?”
“What the fuck are you talking about? My name is Mathilda. So, are you gonna teach me to clean or what?!”
“Oh, no no no no no no. Queen’s do not clean. We issa get da servants to do dat!”
“Forget it. I’ll just kill Stansfield myself.”
“Me in luv wit you Queen”
“Fuck you, piggy!”
“How wude!”
CASABLANCA
JABBA THE HUT as RICK BLAINE
Ingrid Bergman: “So you want me to wear THAT bikini?”
Jabba: “Hroo, huuh, huuh!”
THE GODFATHER
JAR JAR BINKS as DON VITO CORLEONE
“I believe in America. My daughter fell in love not with an Italian. One night they made her drink whiskey. They beat her. Her jaw was wired shut. In court, they walked free. Those animals. I said for justice, we must come to Don Vito Corleone”
“These people issa baaaad people”
“Forget it. I’ll just kill them myself”
“How wude!”
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